1- Pregnant girl who is grossly overweight and actually DROVE her car the 2 blocks from our building to the grocery store to get a chocolate bar. You are, seriously, like 6 weeks pregnant. You do not need 3 breakfast, 2 lunches and untold snacks because you are "eating for two". Dude, its not even the size of a sea monkey yet. Do sane pregnant women everywhere a favor, and stop being a psycho.
2- People who bum-rush the elevator to get on before I've had a chance to exit. THAT is rude. Hello? The elevator won't get anywhere any faster cause you got on it with the quickness. Step back and let me out, you giant idiot.
Along that same line, 2(a)- People who rush to beat me onto the elevator, even though I've been waiting patiently for 5 minutes and you just walked up. You will RUE the day I have to wait for another one because of you, you dumb cow.
3- My boss. Don't promise things you can't or won't deliver. It makes me angry, and I lose respect for you. I will do my job, but only because I want to get paid. Your requests now take the back burner. Often, the daily sudoku and cuteoverload.com take precedence.
4- My print rep who went behind my back. You don't know what you've done. I have so much more power over your accounts than I think you realize. Again, there will be rue-age.
5- The girls who either pee on the seats (foul) or leave little dirt particles. WTF IS THAT? I just don't understand, and (this may be a little graphic for some) all I can think is "are those crab eggs??"
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