People at work that I hate.

1- Pregnant girl who is grossly overweight and actually DROVE her car the 2 blocks from our building to the grocery store to get a chocolate bar. You are, seriously, like 6 weeks pregnant. You do not need 3 breakfast, 2 lunches and untold snacks because you are "eating for two". Dude, its not even the size of a sea monkey yet. Do sane pregnant women everywhere a favor, and stop being a psycho.
2- People who bum-rush the elevator to get on before I've had a chance to exit. THAT is rude. Hello? The elevator won't get anywhere any faster cause you got on it with the quickness. Step back and let me out, you giant idiot.
Along that same line, 2(a)- People who rush to beat me onto the elevator, even though I've been waiting patiently for 5 minutes and you just walked up. You will RUE the day I have to wait for another one because of you, you dumb cow.
3- My boss. Don't promise things you can't or won't deliver. It makes me angry, and I lose respect for you. I will do my job, but only because I want to get paid. Your requests now take the back burner. Often, the daily sudoku and cuteoverload.com take precedence.
4- My print rep who went behind my back. You don't know what you've done. I have so much more power over your accounts than I think you realize. Again, there will be rue-age.
5- The girls who either pee on the seats (foul) or leave little dirt particles. WTF IS THAT? I just don't understand, and (this may be a little graphic for some) all I can think is "are those crab eggs??"

I work with morons

*Sigh* Statements go out once a month, the sales reps have an ENTIRE MONTH to get their account adjustments to us before statements go out, AN ENTIRE MONTH, that's 30 days, 30. This isn't hard, yet every month I have to call the reps and ask them why the adjustments aren't in, and now that they weren't sent to us on time the customer is going to call AGAIN wanting to know why their statement is wrong, well Mrs. Brown, it's b/c your rep is an incompetent idiot. Then, after statements go out and I email the rep saying, client so and so needs to be contacted b/c they're statement isn't going to reflect the credit memo you sent me 2 hours ago, the rep says ok, yet I inevitably get a call about 4 days after statements drop from a frantic rep wanting to know why client so and so's statement is wrong. Dumbasses.

An Enraged Accountant

Sales reps

Have I told you all how much I hate sales reps? Well, I do. Seriously, don't blame me that you never collected the customer's money and now they want their ads for free, that's your deal dumbass. You ask for accounting reports, I get them to you, you don't know how to read them, I teach you, you explain them INCORRECTLY to the customer, why the HELL you're showing them our cryptic reports, I have no idea, but either way, now I have a customer up my ass b/c not only did you show them a report from 4 months ago telling them it was the most recent but you explained it to them wrong and now instead of them knowing they've paid $4000 they think they owe $4000. Dumbass, dumbass is the word of the day people.

An Enraged Accountant

Finally, a place to lay my pests to rest

I officially declare "People-who-don't-do-their-jobs-and-therefore-don't-allow-me-to-do-my-job" to be the biggest idiots alive. Chalk that up there with people who use the wrong turning signal AFTER they have already begun to slam on their brakes and turn.

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